The Fridgenator

So I shall now discuss my new refrigerator.

We bought it on October 6 and it was delivered 13 days ago. It is an LG, deluxe model with the fridge on top and the freezer on the bottom. Initially I was in LOVE! This fridge is gorgeous, roomy and seemed to have everything we wanted.

Except for the power to freeze my food.

The first twelve days it did an admirable job in the freezer. But then yesterday afternoon we started to notice that things were, well, soggy. Watery popsicles, warm vegetables (without the hassle of microwave cooking). Defrosted lasagna. No more ice. You get the picture.

I called the place where we purchased it and explained that I didn't even have the bill yet but my freezer was dead and could they please get it the hell out of my house and replace it with something that was actually cold? No. Today is Friday and the little appliance guy will come on Monday. (Let's see, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday... FOUR DAYS.) Upon speaking to the afore-mentioned little appliance guy he assured me he would need to order mucho parts which would not come in until next Wednesday at the earliest. (Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday... SIX DAYS.) If you count the days up they equal approximately 50% of the time I have actually had the fridge in my house.

Imagine my delight.

I honestly don't know if they store is going to do the right thing or not. Everyone has been very apologetic but this is really, honestly, the very best they can do. Promise. Pinkie swear. And they'll keep in touch. And reimburse me for the melted ice cream. And I am left with a brand new $1,200 fridge that looks very pretty...

So everybody please hope Monday comes quickly!